LITTLE JOHNNY TELLS A STORY
Little Johnny sees his
father's car passing the playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and
his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle.
Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he
runs home and starts to tell his mother,
"I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with
aunt Jane. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane
helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat,
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is
such an interesting story. Suppose you save the rest of it for
suppertime. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so
Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the
undressing, laying down on the seat, and...
"...then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle
Richard used to do when daddy was in the army."
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June 13, 2003
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