Little Johnny: Nipped in the Bud

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LITTLE JOHNNY: NIPPED IN THE BUD

One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'

Little Johnny replies "a turnip".

"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"

"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"

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LITTLE JOHNNY: NIPPED IN THE BUD

One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?' Little Johnny replies "a turnip". "No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips" "No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"

One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'

Little Johnny replies "a turnip".

"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"

"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"