Little Johnny is sitting
in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans
stutter, and no other animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?," replies the
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the
porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat
went "fffff! fffff! fffff!", and before he could say "Fuck!",
the dog ate him!"
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June 13, 2003
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